May 2012
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trilla-godzilla:
if you guys dont read the tags i put on posts, youre missing out on like 89% of my blog.
gaysuperheroes:
i would never cheat on someone i mean someone being stupid enough to date me is a once in a lifetime thing im not gonna mess it up
girl 1: omg im pregnant
girl 2: omg im addicted to drugs
girl 3: omg im always drunk
me: omg i accidentally reblogged this twice
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relatable moments with my manager
situation 1: he was in the break room eating, i was getting something from my locker, a coworker comes in regular clothes. I look at her asking ‘going out’, blah blah blah…. then i say “what it is to have a life, i dont know” my manager looks up and nods lol
situation 2: same manager later in my shift tells me i can leave early after breaks since it was slow. he says...
chillarybanks:
I hate unexpected company, aka “Fuck, now I have to put pants on.”
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When an employee at the McDonald’s drive through asks me how I’m doing, I always ask them back, just in case they need someone to talk to because you never know
Those fries could be salted with tears
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me: does 5 situps
me: where are my abs
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darkandchaos:
the promo trains ruined the tumblr :(
samirathejerk:
It’s beautiful when you find someone that is in love with your mind. Someone that wants to undress your conscience and make love to your thoughts. Someone that wants to watch you slowly take down all the walls you’ve built up around your mind and let them inside.
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hot weather sucks, all sweaty and sticky, clothes get dirtier faster, gotta wash hair more often.
lame.
my coworker doesn’t want to be my ‘friend’ anymore because i don’t like YogurtLand. it’s gross tho.